You Will Respect His Authoritah!

his fat rolls nearly obscure his eyes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pigfBRDn8s

See? It's not the weed making him stupid. It's the FAS, obviously.

I've transcribed the first 20 seconds of that one, for people who are having difficulty understanding it:

sumg eyes
a maim mai shormer sereagahnn manh
anauus video uh esfor one two threh taylor seven eigh moon
ehdinuhsboxmorofteh eyhea soduhwah disseahraehas uhhhzearaeaszbox
unamuhh smo muhbong

I hope it's tobacco, otherwise this thing is going to get the munchies.

would you now please transcribe the last 20 seconds of this one? i have absolutely no fucking idea what it says between "alright..[puts jar down]" and "...BYE -- shiiit"

i can't even imagine smoking something that is going to taste like cheap pickle relish... that is at least a little bit more disgusting than the fact that its home-made bandit mask doesn't even make it past its lack of a chin.

I'd wager he is really smoking tobacco based on the teeny hits he's taking. Also, why go through the effort of making a mask and then lie about what you are smoking?

I made a bong like that when I was sixteen, only i used one of those large planters dry roasted peanuts jars. We named it old faithful. Much better than that hambeast's attempt.

Me and a roommate made a bong out of a POM bottle, POM bong we called it. we were good at naming things.

You've never heard of mitosis?

I don't think he's a "he" at all.

Soon the luchadoris spores will start falling off and then god help us all.

for fuck sakes GIVE IT A FUCKING SHOTGUN

(He's twelve.)

Chris Chandler.