Let me get ornery here.
Shut up and get off my lawn, I just fertilized.
Be all too aware that there is someone jerking off to any and everything you have ever heard of and stuff you've never heard about. Go forth and appreciate nothing.
Sports have enough not-sports in them already. If you're wanting to get into sports but don't like the actual sports part and are more interested in all the side-show stuff, the NFL has a very attractive product to tell you about.