Liam Neeson and impossible stunts? I just might see this.
Mr T is still alive.
And he's advertising chocolate bars and computer games.
and looks pretty much identical to his 80s self.
It looks like a few guys got together to dress up as the A-Team for Halloween.
They didn't do a very good job.
Looks about as good as that G.I Joe movie from last year.
I guess the fanbases for these things really want these movies to be better than they are, and force themselves to believe that the movies are good.
Nostalgia is powerful thing i suppose. Though part of me attributes this also to a lot of the kids and teens who might only be slightly familiar with the show.
now seeing the trailer for this they automatically assume cause the original show was corny(which it was)that the new version has to somehow be way cooler as it seems more "edgy" and "extreme", let alone has modern special effects and i bet pop culture references galore!(five gets you ten they piss all over the original show in the least clever ways possible).
|erection reset by queer |
This looks HOOORRIBLE
My only reaction was "Hmm..."
|Rape Van Winkle |
Now I know why they call him Qui Gonn Gin. Because whoever is responsible for this fucking remake was drinking some.
SKY TANK BATTLE
I bet this shambling parody of BA drinks Monster instead of milk.
I love it when a plan comes together.
is it all right if I hate liam neeson
What the jesus shit
How hard is it to make an awesome A-Team movie? I could write one in 20 minutes. The core plot? THEY BUILD THAT LOG THROWING MACHINE AGAIN THEN THEY SHOOT THE DIRT NEAR SOME REDNECKS WHO RUN AWAY
I didn't see ANYTHING that looked like a building montage. Not a single goddamned SHOT form a building montage!
Yeah I don't get this trend of remakes that have nothing to do with the original. The original isn't Shakespeare but for fucks sake if you're going to make a GI Joe/A-Team movie then fucking make a GI Joe/A-Team movie. It'd be one thing if they were making something different that was GOOD, but it's all just generic Michael Bay shit with vestigial resemblance. What kind of idiot do you have to be to take material that built its name on camp and then you go turn it into a serious "badass" action movie?
Jesus christ, I can't believe I'm saying this, but the Brady Bunch movie is the perfect example of exactly how a modern movie based off goofy TV nostalgia should be.
I pray they do the right thing and spoof the "many bullets and explosions but no deaths" characteristic of the TV show
The thing I find most offensive about this is that I don't think there is anyone who likes the old TV show unironically. Which is to say, the douchebags stuff like this appeals to would never actually sit down and watch an episode of the show. I don't know why this gets under my skin - I can't stand the original show either - but it does.
Also, I really think Quinton Jackson is a miserable human being.
I'm giving this 5 stars based on the trailer alone. The movie may very well suck, but the trailer made me grin.
The only good thing about the Dukes of Hazzard remake was Jessica Simpson in short shorts.
This doesn't even have that going for it.
|Binro the Heretic |
On the one hand, these movie remakes of 1980s tv shows never seem to turn out well.
On the other hand...BIG BLACK VAN WITH RED STRIPES! YAY!
|Hammer Falls |
So when's the Knight Rider movie going to come out? I'll guess starring Will Smith as Michael Knight and Seth Rogen's voice as KITT, just to have some EDGE!
(with Anthony Hopkins as Devon(?) and Jessica Alba or Mila Kunis as mechanic lady.)
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