So his chin has continued to grow all this time.
Brain cells, indeed.
|Frank Rizzo |
this was fucking 1990!!! Yeah he's a sellout but pulling this stupid shit out is lame.
I've never liked Leno, but Jumpin' Jack Doritos were the best Doritos
When Leno took over the Tonight Show my first thought was, "Why the hell is the Doritos guy replacing Carson?"
I still wonder.
Greedy, shameless shill or not, Jay Leno sucks the big, hairy chondo. He's not very funny and hasn't been for a long time. Fair enough.
But look, we get it, okay? Jay Leno fails the Almighty Bill Hicks Artistic Integrity Test.
And yes, Conan is the new Jesus who would never, ever do something as tacky as a television ad.
Unless the Budweiser industrial juggernaut is writing the checks.
But thank God we still have uncompromising comedy artistes like Patton Oswalt, the darling of POEtv, who would sooner die than sell out to a Fortune 500 multinational corporation like some soulless whore.
Unless its PepsiCo.
Take it easy with the double spacing, you're not writing an essay for high school.
J. Geils has a song called "Love Stinks." It's like "Love Hurts," but less original. Decades after it was consigned to the bargain bin, Swiffer (mops for the terminally lazy) started using it in commercials. Right away, J. Geils did a reunion show. The billboard said "LOVE STINKS" in three-foot letters, and underneath it "J. Geils Band" was barely readable.
On a scale of 1 (Hicks' anti-consumerism) to 10 (see above), I'd call this a 7. It'd be an 8, but like Rizzo said, it was the 90s.
Bill Hicks fails the Almighty Bill Hicks Artistic Integrity Test. That's part of the damn joke.
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