Ah ha! The origin of afro-chucks! What was this for?

"Are you okay?" "No, he's not."

I hope you like pain, because I'm about to inflict plenty of it on myself!

"What kind of WOOD is this??"

I never lose!!!

Technically speaking, the apple guy did not fail...he did manage to knock it off

These are some flabby kung fu masters

Was that Agent White at 1:02?

Could you imagine being paid to watch this

I want to see a UFC with just these guys competing.

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

That was beautiful.

still awesome after all these years

You'd think they'd have thought to try out some of these moves *before* the audition.

I've seen it a million times, I still don't believe it's real. It makes no sense.

I'm sure glad that guy showed me what 'tough' was. Cause now I know.

I like the guy who just cyclones into the corner.

Wouldn't want to meet these guys in a dark alley - I might trip over them.

The Star Wars Kid is not alone.

Pitting these guys against each other in the ring would be THE ultimate entertainment.

"I'll show you tough... HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! HE - *thump* - HEY! HEY!"

All show you tough... this is one tough dummy!

The poor guy misses the apple by a good 4 feet

1:01 - TATSUMAKISEMPUKYAKU

If they had reaction shots of the auditioners, this really would be a six-star clip.

On the next episode of Kung Fu, the water supply is spiked and only Kane can stop the madness.

The guy in the white pants is totally my favorite, with his deadly roundhouse kicks.

FAKE

REAL

Way to show up hung over, guys.

Sorry to disappoint everyone, but it's not real; it's from a Tekken commercial.

"You're gonna like this."

he was right.

I never favorited or rated this video, because... I mean... WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THIS!?

How dide I miss this for so long?

I was just about to submit this. Here's the tags I was going to use: "Retarded, Karate, Rolling on the Floor, Kung-Fro, Hey Hey Hey"

Video gold.