GOOOOOOOOOOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD!!!!

Is the ENTIRE Wiccan community fat rednecks?

Make room! Here comes the Groom! He will need a lot of room!

I like how the families just look glumly resigned. "Where did we go wrong?"

I can't shake the feeling that this is less a wedding than a trial... a trial of fat and sadness.

Did she just pull a sword from between their heads? Wow.

I call upon the element fire

Kidding aside, ultimately it was sweet. And props to Kyle for having the courage to share it.

"Water: the sacred gift of the womb and tomb." WTF?

Worth it just for the uncomfortable family, at least the blind guy didn't have to witness it...