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Desc:Especially if you're trapped in some sort of bizarre 50s/80s timewarp.
Category:Advertisements, Classic TV Clips
Tags:80s, 50s, ketchup, heinz, Everything is Terrible
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Three tomatoes are walking down the street -- a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind. Poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato, and squishes him... and says
Aubrey McFate
...fucking kids!

Why did we ever germinate you!

Rum Revenge
I always tapped the bottle. How wrong I was.
When you could've been tapping ass.

Caminante Nocturno
Starry Harry Anderson as David Koresh.

Also, I remember seeing this on TV. It may have come on during the Muppet Show.
"You don't...?"
He says it with such spite. It's his only line in this thing so he really put a lot of effort into it.

That hop into the car at 0:15 is amazing. Especially considering how old these "teenagers" are.
I remember this ad from my childhood... I still break out the Heinz 57 on first dates to test out the condiment factor.
"We don't wait for ketchup!"

Just, wow.
What is wrong with those fries? I have never seen fries that eerily rectangular. Damn you creepy fries.
Aubrey McFate
They're steak fries.

Syd Midnight
Thanks to VCRs, our memories of the 80s are muffled and have tracking errors.

They have all sorts of fries now that you didn't have growing up. Curly, straight, steak, waffle...I even ate fried mashed potatoes once. Thank god it tasted good, because I needed something nice to hold onto as my universe exploded.

I remember seeing this for real on actual TV.

Fuck, I'm old.
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