"The only way I can make the fountain of youth is by first turning water into a natural gas. Water into an excited state, hydrogens fall out first, and toxic shit that kills floats for just long enough to get it all out. Imagine this is true. That you can drink a liquid, and your body will go back to looking and feeling like it did at it's very best. That's why the rich, who own our government held stevia back from the American consumer for so long. Cuz they knew I was gonna figure it's secret out. Einstein? Think like him, but look like him? Znaturalfoods.com for the cheapest lb of the cure. Those who do'll rejoice when I'm retiring them, and those that don't? Those I like'll get plush jobs, those I don't? Oh well "

ohhhhh.... ok...

"Imagine this is true"

Indeed.

I think the gist is: If you turn water into hydrogen by separating out the oxygen, then re-convert back into water, the water has lost "impurities" due to the process.

He apparently thinks you can separate water by putting it in a blender.

That's the best part. He thinks he is doing electrolysis by putting water in a blender.

I'm pretty sure this guy is no stranger to mixing inflammable chemicals in a kitchen

On the plus side he is capable of bringing cats back to life when they have been poisoned by drinking regular water.

Dan Quinn: Cat Jesus.