I want to say I've seen this before, but it defies quick location.

I think it's this: http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=64000

Honey, lose some weight, get some glasses, and you're VP material

"Food is free, so we should just sell it...at the farmer's market"
You know, she's got something there; that's a huge profit margin.

there was a time when I was that little boy shaking his head behind her.

Lady, if we suddenly found ourselves in Perfect World where we can make a flawless pesticide that's actually good for you, why would we stop there?

I say we should build an Infinite Food Machine out of spare parts left over from the Immortality Gun (it shoots immortality) during our lunch break from our job at the Pure Joy Factory. Then we can all sit down in our blowjob chairs and relax after a job well done.

California's coming back!

I want to own my own silkworm mine.

Count the "Um"s and "Like"s.

This is a dupe but a glorious moment in democracy.

highest rated dupe ever.

we could make things

...for our children.

fake