jlzrd freaked out and became convinced that cakewalk had hacked his password.

http://www.poe-news.com/forums/sp.php?pi=1002220643

He then posted a shitstorm in In House

http://www.poe-news.com/forums/sp.php?pi=1002220664


Also,

http://www.poe-news.com/forums/sp.php?pi=1002214869

So - what exactly happened there? Did cakewalk get into jlzrd's account or not?

JUST LIKE A KITTY!

No. The consensus that has caused POE the greatest amusement is that j lzrd was drinking and blacked out. He didn't remember posting during that time and became convinced that cakewalk had gotten into his password.

Rather than change his password, he demanded that cakewalk be banned.

Chet got pissed off and banned j lzrd, earning him two bulbs.

http://www.poe-news.com/forums/sp.php?pi=1002220752

From the looks of things around the forums and chat, he seems to have suffered from paranoia or acute defensiveness and was constantly on edge.

He's a furry, which placed him under considerable scrutiny. A week earlier he'd had an embarrassing conversation with Citrusmirakel after typing into the wrong IM window thinking Citrus was some diaper fur he knows.

POE HAS FORUMS??

I don't remember the "running on water" part. I guess he was thinking of a common basilisk ("Jesus Christ lizard") then? Lzrd, you could have said that instead of screaming "THE BROWN KIND DUMBSHIT" when you screamed at me to draw a lizard for you :(

getting turned on by stegosauruses was sort of the least crazy thing about that guy.

Freaking out at Portaxx seems really mean.

Wait, did he get banned?

what did he do to you?

I will.

The thing I liked most about him was that he had two names, instead of just one. Truly, a king among men.

Perhaps his greatest flaw was that he cared TOO much.

Or that he was fucking crazy.

Then celebrate the cute lizard. IS EVERYBODY IN? THE CEREMONY IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!

Or do you know the lizard in the video personally, and hate its guts?

Swift idiot.

That little lizard is PoE-News.