bac - 2010-02-04
Why did they make the guy who killed Dracula such a tool?
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Camonk - 2010-02-04 Cause the writers were huge Anne Rice fans and they hated that he killed sensitive, bi-curious vampires all the time.
Why is this a hundred hours long. Why did they need to abuse shitty ol' slow-mo to make it funny. Why did they need to pretend that he was saying cusses.
Those are the real questions.
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dead_cat - 2010-02-04 Because if he'd been even half as awesome as he is in the games, everybody would have immediately noticed how uninteresting and stupid the main character is.
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MrBuddy - 2010-02-04
What the @#$%!! was that?! They turned Simon Belmont into an idiotic, egomaniac? They turned Mega Man into a cross between R2-D2 and C3P0? Did the guys who write this series even know what a Nintendo LOOKED like?!
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dead_cat - 2010-02-04 Sort of. One of the characters was a man-sized Gameboy.
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saganaki - 2010-02-04 Fun Fact: Pit/Kid Icarus was voiced by Alessandro Juliani, aka Felix Gaeta from BSG.
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RomancingTrain - 2010-02-04
1:39 ordering Pit to get him a whore, what a douche-icus.
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CapnJesusHood - 2010-02-04
I want a pistol-grip hand mirror.
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boner - 2010-02-04
Clearly, that's Peter O'Toole.
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gambol - 2010-02-04
wombatman
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dead_cat - 2010-02-05 Oh shit, and he's only like three feet tall, and his girlfriend is just a woman with a dog-nose. I had all but forgotten just how unintentionally /wonderful/ this stupid show was.
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Dr. Lobotomy - 2010-02-06
They didn't show him simply tear off that giant gorilla's toenail. I still remember how fucking painful that looked.
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Nikon - 2010-09-13
See, he's really vain because he's from CastleVAINia, right? Right?
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