See, kids? Praying won't help for shit in a time of need.

They should pray to Tim Tebow.

I swear this is a dupe but I can't find it... Oh well, stars for stupid!

Guys! Hey guys! Guys guys guys... guys? GUYS!

And then they went down to Haiti to abduct some kids.

"God, I know that you would rather use your omnipotent power to make abortion and homosexuality completely and historically non-existent in this dimension, but couldja put that aside and get us a TV so we can watch some football?"

Those are faces only a mother could love.

Certainly not a god.

During the commercials, we can tell everyone about Jesus! Yeah, okay.

Here, have my hat. That should help.

"Guys, maybe we should pray for acting lessons."

So one girl warns that God is sending them a sign that football is too important to them, so they pull a different smaller TV out of another room to watch? At least they remembered to include blind hypocrisy in their Christian edutainment vid.