I've decided that I like the cut of this man's jib.

I would possibly turn gay for this guy.

Good Christ what have we become?

Can we clone him and give him to every news channel? Please?

I also like this mans gib, specifically the cut.

This man has a jib which is blessed with a high-quality cut.

Put down the thesauraus already. Who talks like that?

I'll tell you who talks like that. Keith Fucking Olberman talks like that. That's who.

Yeah. Use smaller words Keith. I don't like having my intelligence respected.