It's like poetry.
For a moment I thought Bill had seen the error of his ways and returned to speak under the benevolent eye of Toto, the dog poster of infinite wisdom. But then I realized it was just a compilation of his intros. Even so, it was fascinating to watch.
All his intros while under the ever wise Toto are uniform, calming in their placement and lighting. Then Bill forsakes Toto for the false god of Tony the wall hanging tiger, and the angle is wrong, the lighting goes weird. Until finally Bill is floundering in different locations, searching for the clarity he once had.
At the end, without Toto, Bill is left alone in darkness.... forever.
|Midnight Man |
I ran, that's right
It had to happen sooner or later.
|Caminante Nocturno |
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
-1 for not going for the full YouTube 10 minute length.
I considered it, but my boyfriend was getting sick of hearing Bill over and over again and I didn't feel like putting on headphones.
Initially I just had a ton of his"Hello again..." intros, even if they weren't particularly entertaining, but then I decided to focus on the dangling modifiers that implied he had Obama or a woman giving birth present in his video.
I might do a "Hello again..." for ten minutes, sort of like the Lithgow "Shut up cunt."
Scrotum H. Vainglorious
I don't blame you for not wanting to put on headphones with Bill's voice streaming straight into your cranium. That's some scary shit right there.
"Here in this video: Obama" is better if you imagine that Bill has the budget to bring the president in and he sits down on Bill's crusty bed for an interview.
i'd tip my cap to him, but he keeps doing that too.
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