My neighbor had a Pinto that he'd leave parked on the street. My dad always thought the neighbor was just daring people to hit it.

HORSES DID 9/11!

Oh man I as a little kid I was terrified of being in a car that got rear-ended causing gas tank to burst and catch fire pouring fuel everywhere while the doors jam shut then it explodes. That's some fucking excellent engineering right there.

I actually got nervous when the little horsey was all a frolickin' around the back of the horrifying death trap.

Now I know why Al Qaeda chose 9-11, it all makes perfect sense.

haha yeah you won't be pushed around by the wind like a gay ass little gook import.
(japanese cars from 1968 through 1973 were awesome)

Here's a delicate newborn pony to represent our car
No there's no... the car is rugged as hell
Don't worry about it

Engineering mistakes made in the rush to produce low mileage vehicles due to the oil crisis were pretty horrible.