akinskirage - 2010-03-03
I know pure evil when I sees it. 5 stars.
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Paracelsus - 2010-03-03
There's a kind of invisible, underlying creepy flavor about this.
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erratic - 2010-03-03
when it's all sizzle and no steak, what have you got then? a pan full of hot grease, that's what.
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oddeye - 2010-03-03
When I was like 12 I was convinced one of these things was for real.
Now that I am a man I can't see how anyone but the most deluded or desperate can believe this bullshit.
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boner - 2010-03-03
A friend of mine blew a bunch of money for a sort of MLM thing where you sell insurance, but of course you're really just trying to sign up other losers and take a cut of their non-existent sales. What a waste of time. You have to take a course and get licensed and shit. So by the time you're allowed to start annoying all your friends and family with sales pitches, you have had plenty of time to realize it's not going to work.
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boner - 2010-03-04 No but similar idea.
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notascientist - 2010-03-03
I like how he almost kills his son at about 3:30.
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hornung - 2010-03-03
alright.
what is monavie?
he mentions juice. it's juice? a ponzie scheme based on juice?
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Robert DeNegro - 2010-03-03
Hey buddy. That incredible feeling and five bucks gets you lunch at McDonalds.
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Enjoy - 2010-03-03
MLMs are second only to Scientology in pure, distilled evil. So many friends and family have fallen for this crap.
Also this is one of the slimiest slimeballs in all of MLM.
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notascientist - 2010-03-04 I have no friends or family who have ever gotten involved in a multilevel marketing scheme. I wonder what that says about the two of us and our socioeconomic status?
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Camonk - 2010-03-23 It mainly says that you're such a self-satisfied cunt that have like four friends and two family members who still talk to your stultifyingly dull ass.
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Rudy - 2010-03-03
Your day is sorrow and madness. Got you under their thumb.
Also, is it just me or does dad look like Will Ferrell doing Harry Carey?
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Spit Spingola - 2010-03-03
What kind of sadness is this guy? He looks like he's about to go into a manic psychotic fit any second. He reminds me of some character created by Bob Odenkirk if he did a horror movie.
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Camonk - 2010-03-03
That basketball hoop ain't regulation.
But the Caddy at 3:10... If that thing had purple windows and gold and purple rims, it'd be like something I drove in Saints Row.
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Scynne - 2010-03-03
This feels like a contemporary Christian video. Just replace "monavie" with "Jesus."
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memedumpster - 2010-03-03
With MonaVie you can even help the brown people!
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nemeses9 - 2010-03-03
I used to work at the corporate HQ of Pre-Paid Legal Services, which is a rapidly spreading MLM company.
I came home every day for those two years with a little less of a soul intact and a level of self loathing that only vodka was able to relieve.
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oogaBooga - 2010-03-03
Scamway, MonaVie, and theres a third one... has "star" in the name.. what the fuck is it called?!
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Enjoy - 2010-03-03 Quixtar which was another name for Amway. In the late 1990s, Amway Motivational Orgs ("AMOs" or the unflushed turds that float around the big Amway turd selling books, tapes, and seminars) recommend that every distributor invent a company name that is not Amway because Amway was such a brand killer.
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Rosebeekee - 2010-03-03
Some idiot I work with got sucked into buying Monavie and tried to get me involved. When I told her I did research on the company and found out it was a pyramid scheme she got pissy and said "Well I guess not everyone's interested in making money." For the next few weeks on random days she'd ask me if I got payed today and then brag about how she got a paycheck (usually ). She also liked to show off her Monavie hoodie and other merchandise that I'm sure cost more than her "paychecks". I once asked her if Monavie was made with 100% snake oil. She didn't know what that ment.
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Sour_Crowd - 2010-10-14
The board of MV is sucking the heads of the people here in Germany now. The were on a tour lately. And still are. For the face of Monavie Germany they have the ex-German-head of HERBALIFE. They are convinced that she is the chosen one, the one and only maid that can fully serve the markets in Germany & France. They offer a "LUXURY CAR PROGRAM" in their seminars if you reach BLACK "MOFO" DIAMOND status. The people they did show on these slide-show pics seemed like the winners in the movie "RUNNING MAN" which were lying dead in the locker room instead of being on Hawaii.
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