AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN ORBIT.
Ive always wondered what would happen if there was a were-sronaut, or a vampire with a paper route.
Vampires can potentially live forever, so they would be around when the sun goes supernova.
That raises an interesting question. How far from the Sun would vampires have to be to not be burned up by its rays? Mars? Jupiter? There's nothing to hide from in the vacuum of space so unless they are far enough away they wouldn't survive in space either.
Scholars will surely debate this through the ages.