Gallagher should hire her, that is if he ever gets done flipping that dune buggy of his.

FAp...?

I love the enthused "wow" at the end...this guy is really getting off on this shit.

H Jon Benjamin, you lucky dog.

eww

I'm laughing too hard to fap properly.

Isnt the watermelon what they use to simulate the density of a human head in science shows?

obviously a Nexus 6 model

wasnt there a bond villain who killed men using her thighs and it was the only way she could orgasm?

I don't really know if this is a SFW Fetish. I mean, if my boss saw me looking at a woman in a thong and high heels crushing watermelons between her thighs, some Questions might get asked.

How do you discover this talent?

and thusly we shall fell the alien race

Fucking hell this was HOT

Mostly hot because she's holed up in the corner of a dingy office. That blue tarp has seen some awful things.

SFW Fetish Week was my favourite week.

Also, is she in a library doing this?

Holy shit.

I don't know whether to be inappropriately turned on or completely horrified.

Either way, five stars.

I am never doing a certain something with a woman again.

Technically it's her glutes doing most of the work, I think, plus the mechanical advantage of her crossed ankles.