Miss you Billy Mays...

Oddly enough in 2020 you could get away with it a lot more because somebody would probably have to email support for you to get banned

I'd like to see someone use that in court.
"It wasn't me, the bullet did it!"

You could even say he's a "stone-cold" killer!!

God willing, someday Grandpa Wisely will throw him at a homosexual.

From context I understand what you were trying to say, so alright!

I have a cold and I'm all fuzzy. Black puppet, of course.

That word you just invented, I don't think means what you think it means

It helps to illustrate the point about pedigree. Christians are obsessed with race and descent, but even if you're black you can be a good man.

Back then "giant" just meant someone who was over 5'4".

Franklin!

You see kids, God loves us all and you're not supposed to kill because God said so, but if God personally makes an exception and says you're the guy who's going to kill another guy, then you're just supposed to do it because it's God will, and if that doesn't make sense to you then that means you need to pray to God until you have the faith to where A. it does make sense or B. it doesn't have to make sense as long as you obey.

Are you suggesting the story told from the point of view of David's hot pants?

Goliath's rotting corpse caused a flower to grow?

Somebody's gotta draw the short straw.

David had to go over Goliath so the people would accept him as their leader. Goliath was basically a boss fight.

I was a fat kid...he would have needed a big damn slingshot.

Just like the Bible is, amirite?

#meeto