Ralf Moeller! As close as you can get to Schwarzenegger on that budget.

Also i had no idea this existed. I must find it and watch it immediately.

Danny Woodburn is so fucking sexy.

Rules of the Adventurer #47: You are not truly an adventurer till you have a midget sidekick, even better if its elven or a gnome too!

I was so stoked when I heard about this show. Actually watching an episode was like watching my own heart being ripped out (not in a cool Mola Rom way either).

All these tanned, oiled up muscle men in very skimpy garments and not a woman in sight....

Did he punch a camel every episode?

By the way this was fucking terrible. I need to re-read some robert E howard to get the taste of suck out of my mind.

So Conan spent his entire childhood pulling the same big rock with some chains.