Is in in court to change his name? Then why is he a defendant? Or is the lawyer defending him also the same one that helped him get a name change previously?
I AM CONFUSED AND THIS MAKES ME ANGRY AND MY CAPS LOCK KEY GET STUCK!
Laugh. This especially strikes close to home. Story: Was attending an unofficial all nighter at The Stomping Grounds and we had to submit our user names for the unofficial list. I, of course, used 'Explodotron' but the guy misheard me and wrote it down as Thundertruck. Became friends with the guy over the next couple of months, the whole time him caling me "Thundertruck" instead of my given name.
The Stomping Grounds was a Internet/LAN cafe in Minneapolis and we needs to submit our user names so they could lock out uninvited parties. That and everyone was referred to by their handles, a la hackers.