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This game doesn't give a FUCK.
Playing a videogame about paintball is like hiring a hooker to turn the pages of a Playboy for you.
you win the simile of the day award
That reloading sound is magical.
6:45-66
your method of keeping time confuses me
I make time do whatever the fuck I want.
THA SUGAH RAIN has spoken!
my reaction to this was basically "when does he start playing? oh, he is playing? oh my."
Looks like they licensed the Duke Nukem 3D engine and then put it to good use.
They did, and they didn't.
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Needs a "mask fogging" effect for maximum realism.
And fatter, beardier players who try to wipe off hits when the ref isn't looking.
Or the "surrender" rule. You know...shout surrender as you are firing from 2 feet away.
The soundtrack is based around the silent embarrassment that accompanies any paintball game.
I'm mildly embarrassed by the fact that I can identify every single gun used by the player in the video from its low-res side profile. I'm more embarrassed by the fact that I own half of them.
I forsee a bright future for the "no grandma it's just what I wanted!" tag.
The weird thing is that it was actually better than Deus Ex.
Sounds like someone couldn't make it past the Statue of Liberty.
Somebody thought he bought an FPS!
Hey guys lets go to Death Valley and play paintball.
RETERN TO THE EXTREME SCREEN? Y/N
I was gonna say that this wasn't too awful for a 1993-era Doom-like game. At least they got the weapon bob right. Then I read that it was released October 20, 1998.
My little sister and I played the ever-loving heck out of this game. 99% of it was getting around the clunky controls.
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