THE. END

RIP, sweet monologist.

Yes, I have seen a grown man naked, and yes, I do like movies about gladiators.

Good night, funnyman.

I still say "He learned almost too late that man is a feeling creature" every once in a while. Nobody gets it. They all think I'm crazy. Well, I'm not crazy!

"I'm Peter Graves, and I was wondering if you could direct me to the natatorium, as I am attending a swim meet."

Biography!

My dad is a lot like Peter Graves.

I want to memorize this monologue and use it every time I kill a bug.