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Desc:well... its pretty self explanatory.
Category:Humor, Stunts
Tags:fat, ditch, Fatty down!, self esteem destruction
Submitted:Bozo
Date:03/20/10
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Comment count is 38
Johnny Madhouse
The mouse was hovering over the vote up button until the very end.

"i'm gunna have a seizure if you don't stop."
Sodomite
I can't be joggin', flippin' tapes, drinkin' muh Sip, and fallin' inta ditches.

VoilaIntruder
The similarity is uncanny. That said,

"I AINT WON JAK A LOT FROM THE SQUATTERY THLE LOTTERYS SHOULD BE THE JACK SQUATTERY CAUSE I AYNT JACK SQUATTING A LOT WHY THEY SHOULD RENAME THE LOTTERY TO THE JACK SQUATTERY CAUSE THAT'S ALL I EVER WIN IN IT!!!!!"

oogaBooga
I think, Early, I am most impressed by the care you've taken in urinating on my laptop.

Caminante Nocturno
It's too bad they didn't catch the actual fall into the ditch on video.
Scrotum H. Vainglorious
Her fall created the crack.

baleen

It's hard to tell from this angle but she is actually stuck in her own ass.

poorwill
baleen, I'm going to have a seizure if you don't stop.

SixDigitDebt
That's no moon.

pastorofmuppets
greatly enjoying the fact that i am not her
Jack Dalton
It's even more embarrassing that her husband both posted the video on youtube and came up with the clever title "fat woman cant get out of ditch."
Jack Dalton
...also the description:

"lol fat chubby person cant get put of ditch very funny to watch she really wants attention WOW 100,000 views thx guys keep rating and subscribin"

zatojones
The fat woman lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.
Gerhard
What do you mean, I'm not helping?

divinitycycle
I mean you're not trying. You're just watching it...

Stupid Lisa Garbage Face
Eventually she'll just grow into the shape of the hole

sosage
A fat woman? What's that?

You know a turtle?

Yeah.

Same thing.

Cleaner82
*****

EyeViolence
FAT AND PROUD.
EyeViolence
Perhaps if I really were fat I'd learn to be proud, jolly even. My skin would become thicker. Then it wouldn't matter if I couldn't get out of a ditch. I'd still have my dignity.

Syd Midnight
Drunk fat people are like that. Fat merry alcoholics are awesome.

phalsebob
Now it is time for the scoreboard gag.

DITCH - 1
FATTY - 0
Scynne
Why is it that all fat people, when experiencing difficulty due to their fat-assed-ness, always get extremely stressed out, panicky, and irritable? They all say the same sorts of things, too, with the same tone of voice.
Spike Jonez
That inability to cope with simple stressors is how they got so fat in the first place. I say grab a shovel and cover her up while she's "seizing."

pastorofmuppets
She's hyperventilating. If her circulatory and respiratory systems were stronger, it wouldn't be necessary.

delicatessen
She's still in there.
Johnny Madhouse
She's been unable to get exercise beyond the occasional feeble protest of her position, and so has swollen to fill the entire hole.

Her clothes have disintegrated, torn by both her expansion and the chafing against the earthen walls of her prison. Her buried flanks are host to burrowing insects which have taken up residence in the layers of fat. Several generations of parasitic wasps have switched hosts from caterpillars to her, and scientists have expressed jubilance at being able to watch behavioral evolution in action.

In attempt to preserve some modicum of dignity, those closest to her have covered up her limp rolls with a cheap blanket, buncing it tightly around her puffy neck in a manner that makes her resemble a head on platter.

To protect her from the elements, they have constructed a gazebo over her. Now they can sit in a circle, sipping mint tea and discussing the weather as the morbidly obese woman beneath makes irate vocalizations.

Comrade Admiral
Perhaps more disturbingly, lipid samples taken from the soil in a Washington State park have identical DNA to samples taken from this ditch.

The implication being, of course, that they are both pieces of the same organism, a vast subterranean carpet spanning the country, absorbing decaying plant and animal matter as it spreads.

abeli$con
like this isn't a dupe? i saw it literally years ago.
TeenerTot
...from inside the ditch.

nemeses9
God damnit Teener, you owe me a new monitor.

Goethe and ernie
It genuinely IS funny because she's fat.
Camonk
They're barely people, let's be honest.
Frank Rizzo
"self esteem destruction" MUST be linked.
Dicknuts
Best comments in a long time.
duck&cover
Fat bitch in a ditch. Get a backhoe or some asphalt, I don't care which.
Dicknuts
backhoe ditchbitch is now the name of my band.

exar_kun
Gets four stars because of the google weight loss banner across the bottom.
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