Crreeeeeepppppyyyy.... wait... did he just say "Ma-Chet-E"?

This is like, the opposite of a wrestling promo

5 stars for ma-chet-e.

i think he's high

Wait... something's not right. That headband... why would he need that unless... good lord, that's not a ceiling fan, it's a gunship! It's a trap!

*cue Ride of the Valkyries*

And then I'll ask, Why do you want to help the poor? Then I'll ask, Why are there women in TROUSER PANTS or negroes DRIVING CARS THAT THEY OWN?! I'll ask this because I have no idea what century it is and my backwards, saurian ideology is brokenly based on making sure that no one is well off unless I am and since I'm not as rich as I want to be, I'm going to whine and cry and misunderstand a religion I only pay a half-hearted lip-service to because I'm basically a moral coward with neither real convictions nor strength to back them up. I am a sad shadow of a man and if I died, the world would become a brighter place but I'm such a selfish parasite I'll keep on living trying to make other people's lives measurably worse so mine seems measurably better because that's how it works. Bible.

Any political movement that needs to make a promise not to harm or kill people has already lost whatever legitimacy it may (or may not) have had.

this man has the belligerent eyes of a chronic alcoholic.

His mannerisms (speech, facial expressions, body language) kind of make this come off like an overly aggressive, and at least slightly drunk, seduction attempt.

Good luck in November guys.

I really want my ceiling fan to sound like that. Well, maybe not all the time.

Also, I call "stoned gay troll." That's what a Bible looks like when you buy one for a dollar at a thrift store so you don't spend a lot for a prop you intend to degrade on camera. Real religious zealots take excellent care of their Bibles by having fifty of them which they never actually open.