the final step is to coat them with semen to allow them to set, and to prove you're a bitch

Your cellmate calls you "Hamster" and stuck needles in your eyes. Yeah, I'd bet your balls do get pressed up against the wall when you're violently sodomized by your celly.

balls to the wall theory won arthur C dumbass the nobel prize.

Tattoo'd eyeballs are a good indicator of a person's mental state.

Okay, first things first.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OH MY GOD! AHHHHHH! AHHHHH!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Okay, got that out of my system.

Second thing, good luck with those job interviews outside of the circus once you get out of jail.

it's good that on occasion I can still be shocked

.....that is fucking awesome.

This can only happen in prison. Or middle school.

I think I went to middle school with one these guys.

At first I was like prison finally has one up on the BME people, then I watched the related videos and I realized I was just being naive.

This guy is pretty stoked about his eyeball tattoos though.

this is a dupe

i am pretty damn sure i saw this on here before....

Eyeball tattoos aren't new.

http://bmezine.com/tattoo/eye001.html

I am not going to watch this because frankly the fucking TITLE is already more than I can handle

I choose rape bruises, thanks.

Good job making it that much easier for the cops to scoop you up next time.

Dust and the occasional eyelash are enough for me, thank you very much.