"Why would someone dressed as Horny the Clown want to kill your children?" being delivered totally stone faced and serious earned the stars.
Killer Klowns From Outer Space was pretty damn good though.
"Even Insane Clown Posse fans would retch Faygo from their bearded maws after a partial viewing of this clown-themed porno. You may think you run with the Dark Carnival, you may think you're Down With the Clown, but when you actually see a clown go down on another clown the only thing you're going to be down with is assisted suicide. What's a Juggalo? I say ignorant to the shocking reality of clown sex."