amen girlfriend.

so many gems.

the whole bird comment really made this.

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens.

The kids are all right.

Few things have so decisively earned the descriptor "sassy".

Also the DVD-flinging seemed like something my dopey butterfinger self would do.

This is amazing. I think he might become internet famous for that line about birds.

Ruby Rod as a young man.

This guy shoots like an angry black woman, perfectly. That is an amazing impression.

Got fun with the bird thing, which kind of bugged me, because it sounds like this guy could bust out legit crazy on command.

as though (intake) it's not (intake) the law

Wow! I also hate when bitches don't use their turn signals.

You know what I hate, people who talk into web cams about what they hate and the people amused by said videos. Don't encourage him!

This man knows what he's talking about.

The "LOL" thing infuriates me as well!

This guy... this sassy mofo... this is what America needs.

when i go to a restaurant with two other people i make them sit on the same side.
then once we order, i get up and go to the restroom forever and make them sit next to each other. it's funny to me.

He says he hates penis... I'm not so sure...