Pyramids are miracles?
I guess popcorn is a miracle, too, if you don't know how it works.
I am struggling to work out what their point is other then "magnets blow my mind".
Conspiracy theories? What the hell would Juggalos conspire to do, rob a liquor store? They're not the Bavarian Illuminati, they're more Scooby Doo level.
I find myself wondering if there are any old-school Juggaloes who think that ICP completely fucking blows now.
|Doctor Arcane |
Damn evil scientists.
The piss did I just watch?
Good thing 'Mars' rhymes with 'stars' otherwise I do not think their ode to science would have panned out.
Nah man, I don't even want to think what a real ode to science from them would be like.
SCIENTISTS PISS ME OFF
LOOK I'M PUSHING THIS WHITE TRASH CLOWN THING ON MY OFFSPRING
Dear ignorant clown people: learning about things does not dispel the wonder. The closer you look the crazier it gets.
I think the real miracle is that they actually have any remote sort of fame they can make money off of.
Now is that the tower of babel they are suppose to be rapping on top of?
|Frank Rizzo |
ICP? Fuck no.
You really don't understand what goes on here do you?
Magnets blow my mind too!
violent j has always been a terrible rapper. i bet this is just some shit that he wrote himself
Fuckin' magnets! How do they work?! Before you answer - you better not be a scientist.
(borrowed shamelessly from my pal Desult on twitter)
Is this a motherfuckin' Christian rap group?
If I were these guys I would be pretty thankful for miracles, too.
Now we know what the Discovery Channel's "The World is Just Awesome" campaign would have been like if they'd hired ICP to do it.
What the god damn piss?
this is the fucking funniest thing i have ever seen.
I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. "Fuckin' RAINBOWS!" Indeed. Indeed.
America, furious with impotent rage but still unable to articulate exactly what its problem is, blares Insane Clown Posse's "Miracles" at full volume, gently thumbs the dog-eared copies of books by Rish Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, and Ayn Rand piled on the passenger seat, gives an affirming nod to Newt Gingrich and Phyllis Schlafly fucking in the rear view mirror and then slams on the gas, colliding with the nearest brick wall in a spectacular orgy of death, destruction, and terminal idiocy.
magic everywhere in this bitch.
"The spin of an electron, combined with its electric charge, results in a magnetic dipole moment and creates a magnetic field. Although an electron can be visualized classically as a spinning ball of charge, spin is actually a quantum mechanical property with differences from the classical picture, such as the fact that it is quantized into discrete up/down states. The spin of the electrons in atoms is the main source of ferromagnetism, although there is also some contribution from the orbital angular momentum of the electron about the nucleus, whose classical analogy is a current loop." -wiki
Fuck your lying science. I got a hatchet with science's dick's name on it!
|Syd Midnight |
It's cro-magnon rap. Upright Man harness fire, no care how fire work.
Needs an activated "fucking rainbows" tag stat.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
Cosmos for today's generation.
I almost posted that but luckily I double-checked for another comment about Cosmos. MIRACLES!
Amazing.. This is.. The ignorant positive tip of hip hop?
I hope they make more G rated shit with these production values... Just wow...
|Goethe and ernie |
Needs "shit that'll shock ya eyelids" tag
It's good to actually watch an ICP video once in a while to remember how bad they really are.
They're going positive. Before you know it, they're going to be guests on the View.
This is the lead track off their new album, "I Now Pronounce You Juggalo and Juggalette: Shit For a Psychotic-Ass Wedding."
I have to have watched this 5 or 6 times this morning and I still missed the part where a pelican tried to eat that clown's cell phone.
I love how it doesn't even fit in with the beat or rhyming, but it's considered such a profound story it must be told regardless.
There are rappers with terrible beats, nonexistent flows, unwieldy rhymes and shoddier production values. Yet somehow ICP remains worse than all of them. Miracles indeed.
These guys have more money than all the posters here put together. That's the real goddamned miracle.
Which Nova is this from?
wow astral projection hasn't aged very well
I already rated this five stars and favorited it but I keep sending it to people and coming back to watch it because it is so fucking beautiful. Maybe it's because I'm drunk but this is the funniest shit that I have ever seen. I watched this 3 times before I noticed the part about long-necked giraffes. PERFECTION.
This is what all Christian tv advertisements look like to me.
Seriously, this is the ultimate evolution of anti-intellectualism. Two white trash rappers singing about the evils of science with sub-stoner level philosophy.
I'm not supporting these slack-jawed douchebags and their willing ignorance, not even for a chuckle.
There are too many people out there who think EXACTLY LIKE THIS.
I have to deal with people who think like this every day.
I AM TAKING A STAND
So are you Feyd, despite everything I do.
Gettin' all pissed at science in a video created with the latest high end computer technology.
|Man Who Fights Like Woman |
Pet cats and dogs are miracles.
sure I recognize miracles, for instance: these douchebags are still selling music!!
not to mention the dollars put together to produce this video by all the brainiacs who greenlit it, now THAT'S a fuckin' miracle!
|engrish muffin |
The face that starts at 3:26! D: I've never seen a mouth that looked so much like a distended, hemorrhoidal butthole. And that's not even the worst thing about the video!
Music is all magic.
You can't even hold it.
It broke my heart to see that POETV already had the video from the conspiracy theorist who thought something had been added to the water to make it generate rainbows under direct sunlight. I was hoping to activate the "fucking rainbows" tag.
The real miracle is that ICP has been around for 20 years
And are the top selling rappers of all time, and Psychopathic grosses million a year.
Second best music video of all time, after Korpiklaani - Wooden Pints.
|Mister Yuck |
SUPPORT PUBLIC EDUCATION REFORM NOW
|HURF BLURF DUH |
Schoolhouse Rock for the trailer park meth baby generation
These are some deep dudes.
I can't believe i rated this until now.
These guys are almost on par with Chris-chan when it comes to their artistic ability.
"I've seen shit that'll shock your eyelids"
Said while a tiny version of himself stands in front of his wife's spread wide vagina.
I guess the corollary to "Sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic" is "Basic science is indistinguishable from magic to the willfully ignorant."
A day to remember for sure....
|Spaceman Africa |
An internet classic.
|The Mothership |
A POETV classic.
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