Rollerball - BOIIIIING!

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Comment count is 15

Caminante Nocturno

- 2010-04-10

I can't believe that this is real.

My mind will not allow it.

kamlem

- 2010-04-10

Where is Coily the Spring Sprite when you need him most?

MongoMcMichael

- 2010-04-11

You fellas just don't appreciate the big role springs play in our lives. There are springs in airplanes, dirt-bikes, LL Cool J...

Hooper_X

- 2010-04-10

This was part of about a ten minute sequence shot ENTIRELY WITH NIGHT VISION FILTERS. It made no sense.

I went to see this film as part of what was probably the worst blind date I ever went on.

FABIO - 2010-04-10

This is more green filters than a Tony Scott movie. HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?

We you supposed to care for the main character? The movie opens with him endangering dozens of lives in an...underground viral street luge race in San Francisco? From there he goes to get paid in Ferraris while everyone else makes peanuts and slaves in the gravel pits of Kazaindimongolistan, decides that he's the one that needs to flee the country when players start getting killed for ratings despite it being made perfectly clear that they would never kill him their star player. Not only does he try to leave the victims on their own, but he does it with their money despite them making "1% of what he does".

Fuck you, Human Torch.

FABIO - 2010-04-10

That's "Ozzie" from American Pie =(

"Oh boy he's in another movie."
-Fucking Nobody

Not just the Die Hard director, Jean Reno sullied his name on this turd.

Hooker

- 2010-04-11

That's CHARLIE NASH from Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li!

This is one of my favourite terrible movies ever. The inexplicable BOING sound effect (which isn't really directing) is what pushes it over the top for me, but it also has a short Orson Welles inciting violence at every single Jonathan match. Also, the new and improved game of rollerball is, for all intents and purposes, blurnsball.

Hooper_X - 2010-04-11

And Paul Heyman thought it was going to jumpstart his acting career. Good luck with that shit, pal.

memedumpster

- 2010-04-10

Wow, no one watches the movies they make anymore.

Riskbreaker

- 2010-04-10

As stupid as that sound effect was, is the least of the problems with this sequence. Why the night vision? Who the hell wrote that dialogue? Who the hell told those two they can act?

RocketBlender

- 2010-04-11

I don't know where you came from, WWD, but I'm glad you're here.

WHO WANTS DESSERT - 2010-04-11

Ruteger

- 2010-04-11

That was pretty bad, but this scene in Terminator 3 is almost as bad for the sheer number of awful zany, stock sound effects.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFTwj2FqNXA

3:11, 3;46: 4:14 stand out as well as all the 'squeeking' the crane makes. Who the hell thought that that the giant metal hook, probably weighing a few hundred pounds would make a noise similar to that of a goddamn clothesline.

Hooker - 2010-04-11

Oh, come on. It makes THIS noise when going through a fence and when a cargo plane lands:

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=59381

Chalkdust

- 2010-06-13

Then, as if to assure you that you did in fact just hear that sound effect, they use it again less than 10 seconds later.

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