Also, what the hell is with random thugs coming in after you've saved the girl and taking you out with one hit? Is it a subtle commentary on the futility of revenge and vigilantism? Or were the programmers just awful? We may never truly know.
Hex editor! But your name might have to be 4 letters long, and you have to find everywhere it says Nick. Just fire up QBasic instead.
10 PRINT YOU ARE GOOD ENOUGH
20 PRINT YOU ARE SMART ENOUGH
30 PRINT PEOPLE LIKE YOU
40 GOTO 10