Why I support abortion.
Cumberland Farms attracts horrible people, no matter where you are.
I used to live in Stonewall, OK, which has a population of about 2,000 and the Conoco station there was pretty much like this, except extremely redneck, not nearly as well kept, and the parking lot is made of gravel.
Viral marketing just gets weirder and weirder.
I guess it's a northeast thing. They have big ones and small ones... this is one is eerily similar to the one I usually go to (during the day, for gas!) and I was worried it might be the same.
Getting stoned in parking lots... it's not just for high schoolers anymore!
I remember getting interviewed by these people when I was buying cigarettes once. I'm really glad I didn't make the cut.
Wow, I didn't know this was a real place. I assumed Cumby's was a made-up thing I saw in comedy skits and references to different things.
Learn something every day.
I hate the lower class.
This is almost entirely spoiled college kids from Connecticut.
KEENE NH! I've been to that Cumbies many a time. My friend goes to college there.
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"you got the boom and everything"
according to wikipedia...
"The racial makeup of the city was 97.66% White, 0.39% African American, 0.20% Native American, 0.68% Asian, 0.03% Pacific Islander, 0.22% from other races, and 0.82% from two or more races. Hispanic or Latino of any race were 0.76% of the population."
They don't call it the Pacific Islander Capital of New Hampshire for nothin'.
People actually eat that shit?
It's hard to admit that I have several "Cumby's" stories, but this chain of gas station / convenience stores really does seem to dominate the New England landscape.
1) The fountain drink / Slurpee section of Cumberland Farms is branded "The Chill Zone." In High School, my classmates would reguarly mention how they were going to hit up the chill zone after school. Somehow the slurpees themselves gained the moniker 'Chill Zone' as in "Yo, let's go pick up some Chill Zones and head to Mike's place."
2) There are two different sizes of 'Chill Zone.' 22oz (the "Double Deuce') and the 32oz (The 'Big 32'). These are not nicknames, it says this right on the cup. The stupidest running joke amongst me and my friends was to get our buddy Brett a Double Duece when we went to Cumby's, as he would rage hard about why we didn't just get him the bigger soda for the same goddamn price.
double deuce? I hate it when that happens. You get up from the shitter thinking youre done but you're not and you have to sit down and finish pooping.
its always embarresing when you have to flush twice and each flush is like 4 minutes apart.
Don't forget part 2.
price paid for "the munchies"
Stealing from Cumbies was like a national pastime, because the place was designed by an idiot, with the clerks unable to see what's going on in the store behind them. I had this buddy Josh, this 400lb kid, who would just go in there and jam footlong subs down his pants.
One time they caught him and were like, "Sir, you can't be stealing those." And he was like "Yo, fuck this I'm out of here!" Got into the parking lot and pulled two subs out his pants, whipped them at the front window and peeled off.
I live down the street from this Cumby's.
You can touch me if you want.
Nethack Jones at 4:30. He's the ginger doing a handstand drunkenly against the wall.
In high school my friends and I stole a stack of pallets of bread from Cumberland Farms. We drove to an enemies house and spelled out rude slogans in his yard with slices of bread. And a giant phallus.
Keene is fucking terrible. It tries so hard to be like Boston, when Portsmouth is really where its at.
It's the east coast, all of it's fucking terrible.
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its too bad that you guys keep posting videos that make Keene look seriously dumpy. it's really a nice place if you just avoid cumby's, cvs, and any free keene/free state events. okay and the railroad, lab n' lager, cobblestone & mcCues... but that's really not so hard.
Unfortunately, the good stuff isn't in video format and the free Keeners are the one making all the posts.. well them and the Subaru dealership.
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