I'm watching this dumb video
wondering where it will go
will it inspire my mind
or leave my appetite behind

The monotone music
is not that groovy
I think it's time to find
the Heavy Metal movie

It's been almost a minute
I think I can win it
the video's done
I can go home now

Needs a "trying too hard" tag.

Also, I can't believe that John K wasn't involved with this.

I see, this is all part of Zombie's bold plan to suck in a variety of media.

3 stars for this clip, minus 2 because I sat through the first dreadful 45 minutes of this movie once.

I was drunk with friends. I wouldn't really call it a movie, but "travesty" has so many connotations.