I guess Hitler mom doesn't believe in hand-me-downs since that would totally screw with her bat-shit insane system.
|Gamara II |
Ugh, if I could I'd give even more stars for the "mom makes the trains run on time" tag.
|THA SUGAH RAIN |
Hitler mom made six fucking people because she needed a way to channel her psyhcosis.
Quentin Tarantino did an uncredited rewrite on the Foo Fighters scene.
|Caminante Nocturno |
The Hell of growing up in a republican house.
You know what? If the person who wrote that comment on youtube has any problem, he can take it up with me personally. I'm almost certain I could kick their ass.
"Where is number 6?"
"I am not number 6."
"You are number 6."
"I am not a number! I am a free man!"
Also, women who insist on alliterative nomenclature for their spawn are usually pretty awful people.
You'll have the color THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
If her kids had any luck at all she died in a minivan crash because she didn't wear her fucking seat belt
Anybody want to take bets on whether 'Turner' is named after the diaries?
Her system of numbers and colors is to show off that she has TOO MANY children to simply call by name, she being such a great pro-life catholic and all.
I knew a family like this. They were assholes too.
I knew a family like this too, but they were Mormons and the mom was convinced one of her kids would be the savior. So she kept having them. They were assholes.
Tyler. Turner. Taylor. Tanner. Trainer. Trepanner.
Teller, Tater, Toner, Toker, Trucker, Trawler, Tuner, Tazer, Ticker, Tinner, Tipper, Terrier, Terror, Timetogetmytubestieder.
Red will have his revenge. And then it will be HER color, forever.
You know, you come on here after a day and don't expect to be amazed every time. How could I ever doubt?
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
I just now found this and it's fucking hilarious. Where the fuck do they find these things?
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