Space Helicopter - 2010-05-08
"Some things speak for themselves."
"Like what?"
Is he for real or trying to be funny?
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pineapplejuicer - 2010-05-08 this is 100% real. these two are neighbors and jenna is one of those people who is misguidedly nice, i.e. will bend over backwards to help anyone, especially those who she really shouldn't.
dan's behavior is not an act here it all, which makes the whole thing evil/tragic/hilarious. i've seen him do similar things at parties and in public. he lives for origami. he will get uncomfortably close to your face and tell you all about it. he can fold two different origami at the same time in each hand because thats what autistic mathematicians do.
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MaulLove - 2010-05-08
Your friend is a white Abed from Community.
"That's more dork conduct!"
"Weapons of math destruction!"
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CapnJesusHood - 2010-05-08
who's more affected, tardboy or the judge? this court is a mockery
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pineapplejuicer - 2010-05-08 the show also pays for everything. airfare, hotel, damaged computer money. my faith in the daytime television court system is shattered!
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Rodents of Unusual Size - 2010-05-08
I didn't know French Stewart had an even more retarded brother.
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RocketBlender - 2010-05-08
You need new friends.
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RocketBlender - 2010-05-08 I was having a hard time deciding if I wanted to submit something a guy sent me on facebook. I pretty much have to now, if only to make 'embarassing personal connection to submission' a linked tag.
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F3AR - 2010-05-08 1 Star for you using Facebook.
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cognitivedissonance - 2010-05-08
Having worked in the custom framing industry, that is seriously the best job he will ever have, and he'll regret it when he stomps off one day in huff.
:sniff:
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MongoMcMichael - 2010-05-08
Five for the cameraman stealthily checking out her feet at 9:30.
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pineapplejuicer - 2010-05-08 if you look closely you will see that her tattoo is supposed to say "one step at a time", but it was done by a friend of hers who played a trick on her and never crossed the T so it says "one step at a lime"
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BorrowedSolution - 2010-05-08
I'd be his friend. I wouldn't take a punch for him or anything, but we could hang. I think Judge Joe likes him, too.
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pineapplejuicer - 2010-05-08 they were actually chewed out by mr. brown as soon as the cameras were cut for being disrespectful. dan knocked over his water container and they were both escorted out by security.
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Redlof - 2010-05-08
pineapplejuicer, I wish you would post more stories.
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pineapplejuicer - 2010-05-08 about him or in general? im just trying to contextualize because its not necessarily evil until you realize this is a room of people mocking a manchild for advertising money
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Redlof - 2010-05-08 Stories about how the people you know are weird. Everyone loves stories about weird people.
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pineapplejuicer - 2010-05-08 i dunno man, extreme southeast pennsylvania is a weird place. i would honestly contend that i know more crazy people than normal people.
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millerman13 - 2010-05-08
That girl is the worst public speaker I have ever heard.
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pineapplejuicer - 2010-05-08 i was stunned they only had to bleep her twice
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Gwago - 2010-05-08 I am.
HEY OH
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phalsebob - 2010-05-08
Hey, pineapplejuicer. What is with the "Strike One!" business? What happens when you get to (presumably) strike three?
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pineapplejuicer - 2010-05-08 imagine a huffy 8 year old in a 26 year old's body. strike three generally results in him storming out and going off to fold origami somewhere, or go rollerblading while blasting lady gaga on his headphones.
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pastorofmuppets - 2010-05-08
See what happens when you don't keep backups?
And holy shit, JJB found the cure for autism.
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revdrew - 2010-05-08
The world needs more wacky/funny/Lady Gaga lovin' autistics, and fewer of the creepy Chris-chan variety.
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revdrew - 2010-05-08
Also I'm disappointed that no one here is arguing over whether these two are hipsters or not.
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pineapplejuicer - 2010-05-08 they're the type of people who can't afford to be hipsters but really, really try.
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heyitslozeau - 2010-05-08
who the hell brings their laptop to work at a coffee shop and leaves it on the counter?
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Space Helicopter - 2010-05-08 Well, at the one I go to they use Pandora for the cafe's soundtrack. They don't even need an ipod.
Mind you, they don't rent the laptop out to anyone who wants to surf.
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Broc - 2010-05-08
i love that guy
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nemeses9 - 2010-05-10
I can see this guy and Chris Chan going at it.
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