Vote for me, or I'll shoot you like the cowardly dogs you are. And it won't be a mercy killing brought on by your pitiful state. No, I'll give you the slow gut shot death that traitors deserve.
|The Mothership |
Now hear this: you're an ignorant fuck, and you better well vote for me.
Oh god the gun.
I don't think this guy knows what facebook is, cause he's too busy ridin' fences and shootin' immigrants who are coming on their damned immigrant buses.
Dale Peterson " Pork and Politics in the Park at USS Alabama Battleship Park in Mobile on Tuesday. Huge gathering of people and candidates.
Today will be a busy day in north Alabama."
Oh God, he's ADORABLE.
I want to take him home and feed him streakums while he rants at me about Mexicans trying to steal his horse.
Is that an ass shot at the end?
I'm surprised the Republicans don't air ads like this in New England.
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE add "Horse Reaction Shots" tag
I can't mock this... there is no where to go. Anything I say will just make it milder.
i'd vote for him no irony
If I thought for a second that he meant what he said, that taking money from the people you regulate is wrong and illegal, I'd vote for him. But chances are he's taking even more money from the same groups, and using it to pay an Ad-man who tells him that if he hides behind powerful symbols and acts like John Wayne, he can lie all he wants.
Stealin' yard signs in the dark of night.
Alabama is that really inconvenient rectangular thing between Tennessee and Florida. It makes every Florida road trip an amazing adventure. It's not like you're better off going around it either.
AMERICA FUCK YEAR!
Immigrants? What the... gun... I... but...
He did mention he'd been a farmer. I think that's the only thing he said about agriculture at all.
Jesus christ, use a little trigger discipline.
how did I know he'd work illegal immigrants into his little rant?
I was surprised he mentioned anything else
Now ah'ma go take mah harse to the glue fahctory
|Syd Midnight |
See this is the perfect person for making a bunch of soldiers do what they're told, but a very bad one for overseeing free citizens.
The minute I saw this video I knew I would meet it again here. And so it has come to pass.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
Because you know all those illegals flock to Alabama, what with its cosmopolitan atmosphere and deep job pool.
It's like the Lone Ranger time traveled, got hit on the head, and decided to become a politician.
25 bizarre and unnecessary cuts in 1 minute. Either this man can't speak coherently for more than 3 seconds at a time or their editor is completely terrible.
|Goethe and ernie |
"FAHV BIYUN DORRS"
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