I'd take this one over the falling down drunk surgeon, because this surgeon can still cut in a straight line if he just calms down and gets his shit together. He's just fucking with the kid.
"You can't take away my license! There were fucking leprechauns in his intestines! They never trained me for that in medical school! What would you do?!? Huh? HUH?"
VOICEOVER: "Would you go to a concert where the performer wasn't on drugs?"
[CUT TO SHOT OF TEENAGER AT CHRISTIAN ROCK CONCERT]
TEENAGER: "Nooo! Nooooooo! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"
VOICEOVER: "Still think it's cool to 'just say no'?"