THESE ARE SERIOUS OPINIONS AND I AM STATING THEM WITH PASSION!

*blows into his electronic, silent, kazoo*

PLEASE TAKE ME SERIOUSLY

"Oh, this?"

i bet he intentionally puts that shirt on before he makes these stupid things

That neckbeard makes it look like his head got stuck trying to escape. It's like watching Corey Feldman if he were trapped in a sack of Jell-O and resigned himself to blogging about stupid shit.

Sorry I haven't been around the past three weeks. I've been eating sushi and playing video games. But now I'm finished both, so hello again.

So, Ricky from Trailer Park Boys figured out how to literally inhale a fudge brownie.

He seems happy.

I can't wait until he thinks up something to review!

If he quits smoking, he's gonna gain weight.

"would you want the government putting a camera in your room watching you jerk off?" hahahahaha i don't know demonious, tell us what thats like

He's using his sonic screwdriver wrong.

I like him explaining his electronic doodad like he's a mo'fucking salesman. On and on and on he goes about the damned thing.