Planet Fitness enforces 'No Grunting' policy

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Xenocide

- 2010-05-26

Doc Bruce Banner
Pelted by gamma rays
turned into the Hulk

Ain't he un-glamorous!

Wreckin' the town with
the power of a bull

Ain't no monster known
who is as loveable

As ever-lovin' Hulk!
Hulk! HULK!

glendower

- 2010-05-26

Roids are a hell of a drug.

Disaster

- 2010-05-26

True that guy was dangerous and WAAAAAAAY out of line but that is a really stupid fucking rule. I don't think a gym has a hostile atmosphere because people are grunting when they're trying to lift over 100 lbs. In fact, that alarm noise is actually more intimidating than any noise a person could make while working out.

WHO WANTS DESSERT

- 2010-05-26

Planet Fitness has goddam "free pizza" days, they're a gym where fatties pay their membership fees to absolve themselves of guilty and skinnyfat women wave around some 2-pound barbells and call it a day because they don't want "get buff".

The Mothership

- 2010-05-26

This gym appears to have a policy of publicly embarrassing anybody who engages in normal gym behavior, such as making a noise when exerting oneself. What an evil place.

splatterbabble

- 2010-05-26

Judgment-free zone, eh? You mean you get judgment as a part of the membership?

chumbucket

- 2010-05-26

I was expecting applause as he left

endlesschris

- 2010-05-26

I hate to say it but, that guy is a real American hero.

I love how this plays out
Twig Girl: Sir, your impressive show masculine bravado is not allowed in our cuckolded society
Herc: I AM FURY INCARNATE

Cleaner82

- 2010-05-26

*tosses plastic trash can*

Rudy

- 2010-05-26

you belong!

The Mothership - 2010-05-26

not if you raise your voice, you don't!

YakooMarkTwo

- 2010-05-26

Why can I hear everything in this video except their voices?

Goofy Gorilla - 2010-05-26

You can't grunt, but you can record video.

twinkieafternoon

- 2010-05-26

If I can't have it, I'll break it so no one else can have it!

(In this case, "it" is a gym)

themilkshark

- 2010-05-26

What a horrible gym, you can't get shit done there.

Goethe and ernie

- 2010-05-26

I am not certain that his reaction was entirely reasonable

e-Sensei

- 2010-05-26

5 stars for failing to break the "mirror".

roughnready66

- 2010-05-26

God help Monica Seles if she joins

Camonk

- 2010-05-26

Everyone involved in this video seems like a douchebag. I like videos like that.

BorrowedSolution

- 2010-05-26

That chick's been training hard, for sure. By the time he's halfway through his dumbbell shot-put she's disappeared. Planet Fitness works, yo.

Crackersmack

- 2010-05-26

I love Planet Fitness. Fuck that guy.

Go to Gold's if you want to hang out with all the 'roided up grunters that shit themselves when they bench press. It's nice to have a gym that isn't full of these guys.

Jellyneck

- 2010-05-26

Yup, fuck that guy. I'm pretty sure every gym that enforces those policies has a couple of signs clearly visible that says

NO LOUD GRUNTING
CLEAN THE EQUIPMENT WHEN YOU ARE DONE

It's also a pretty dumb idea to start throwing around weights when

a) they took down all of your information when you signed up and will probably just call the cops on you
b) there might be a few other beefy meatheads willing to put you in a chokehold just because you're spazzing out

Scrotum H. Vainglorious

- 2010-05-26

I took a local Gold's for a test drive and during the newbie tour I commented on the lack of 'roid heads. I don't know if it's chain wide or local, but the owner said they're steering away from that image in an effort to make the gym more mainstream friendly. I ended up buying weights to work out at home. Fuck gyms.

Dread Pirate Roberts

- 2010-05-26

It's the masculine bravado that the gym is trying to keep down. You don't have to grunt and groan while lifting weights. In all honesty, you shouldn't make a sound. You should focus on your breathing and not constantly going "Ghrrrrggh!" every time you lift a weight.

I think this Gym has something going for it. It's not for the "hard lined muscle men". It's for everybody else that wants to just keep in shape, burn some calories, and get a few endorphins in their systems.

If you disagree with what I said above, think of it this way: "everybody else" goes to this gym, so those that quote/unquote: "Want to get buff and use a gym properly" won't have to deal with those skinny out of shape retards that don't announce their lifting with constipation noises.

Dr Dim

- 2010-05-26

LOL tell someone with twice their bodyweight on their shoulders that they shouldn't make a sound. It has nothing to do with "masculine bravado," if you're close to your limit on certain lifts, you make some noise. Same goes for dropping weights, you can't gently lower a heavy snatch without ripping your back in half. I can understand that it can make people uncomfortable or whatever but certain lifts absolutely involve making noise.

In this case though the guy is doing curls and the gym clearly announces its hilarious policies so it's not really an issue.

kennydra

- 2010-05-26

i work out at the YMCA, its cheaper, they dont have many rules, and normal ass people are there. i dont know why anyone uses these corporate gyms they're all a rip off.

also there's nothing wrong with grunting when you lift weights its kind of inevitable. does it really bother people that much? wear headphones then.

CapnJesusHood - 2010-05-26

I wish the video had included the actual offending grunts. How bad were they?

nemeses9

- 2010-05-26

This guy is the real life version of internet tough guy.

Wombles

- 2010-09-05

Ragequitter

oddeye - 2010-06-10

All those muscles and he was still made a little bitch by a twig lady.

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