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NewHeavenSalesman - 2010-05-27

So, is this the first self-insertion fanfic political ad?

Also, fairly impressive that they could not get a single still shot of the guy that said anything other than "I am an insufferable douchebag."

Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2010-05-27

He's listing run of the mill achievements earned in ROTC? WTF?

Hooper_X - 2010-05-27

Way to hitch your wagon to a show that should have been cancelled three seasons ago, Chuck.

When I run for political office, I'm going to compare myself to Optimus Prime. "You can't elect a fictional giant space robot for Congress, but here's the next best thing."

Hooker - 2010-05-27

Well, it's still a popular show. I don't know if he's trying to get the trendy liberal vote.

EskimoSpy - 2010-05-27

Probably not going for the trendy liberal vote in a Republican primary.

Hooker - 2010-05-27

This is the joke, yes.

PegLegPete - 2010-05-27

Liberals, big government, raising taxes, terrorists; these are literally part of a vocabulary of words - and I mean just the actual words, not the reasoning or ideology - you'd have to run against to gain a substantial populace base in this country. It appears we've become that split as a nation. Politicians know it, and now they have fantastic mass-audience media that plays on the thoughts their buzzwords and talking-points conjure.

The symbiosis of politics and entertainment is always finding prodigious ways of confounding me with yet more cynicism and repulsion.

Evil as fuck.

Xero - 2010-05-27

Well I'm sold.

dek863 - 2010-05-27

The music, especially when the narrative moves to the Middle East.
And of course the Declaration of Independence in the background while talking Miranda.

dek863 - 2010-05-27

Makes it deserve 5.

The Mothership - 2010-05-27

Wow, he really, really dislikes Barbara Boxer. You'd think it was her who shot at him, fuck.

Rudy - 2010-05-27

Maybe he'd like her more if she mowed her lawn once and a while. Seriously, that shit is overgrown as hell.

jangbones - 2010-05-27

Democracy is a good idea. Yes, there are a lot of easily deluded tools, but overall its better than the alternatives.

But jesus fuck is this idiotic.

tmavomodry - 2010-05-27

"Many forms of Government have been tried and will be tried in this world of sin and woe. No one pretends that democracy is perfect or all-wise. Indeed, it has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all those other forms that have been tried from time to time."

MongoMcMichael - 2010-05-27

If Jack Bauer is envious of Chuck DeVore for his higher ROTC credentials, wouldn't he hook Devore's testicles up to a car battery instead of voting for him?

chumbucket - 2010-05-27

hey, guess what America, Jack Bauer isn't a real person

tmavomodry - 2010-05-27

but I see him almost every week for four months each year on the picture box!

kingarthur - 2010-05-27

I want anyone who votes for this guy after seeing this ad sterilized.

endlesschris - 2010-05-27

What a fucking Mary Sue...

Camonk - 2010-05-27

The fact that he used his official passport for travel while working for the federal government is really impressive. Most people don't do that.

I refuse to comment on anything else in this video.

Sputum - 2010-05-27

I think I would actually find myself forced to vote for anyone with the campaign slogan "Throws a mean hand-grenade."

I realize now that I'm a terrible voter so I won't rate this clip.

phalsebob - 2010-05-27

The two most important facts presented here:

1) Modems are super high tech and cool in the 90s.

2) Video game sound effects are cool biddlybiddlydidledeeshhhhhclick

split tail - 2010-05-27

"...he also mows his own lawn, and can throw a mean hand grenade."

GravidWithHate - 2010-05-27

I think this ad indicates we already have given up on democracy. Demagoguery is the next big thing.

FABIO - 2010-05-27




Cleaner82 - 2010-05-27

(it involves a hacksaw or a gun or probably both)

Hooper_X - 2010-05-27


kingofthenothing - 2010-05-27

Yeah but he wears glasses, so republicans will either think he's a dork or he's a fag.

Rum Revenge - 2010-05-27

"I'm such a badass at fighting terrorists, I deserve to have a cushy legislative job!"

sheikurbouti - 2010-05-28

Idiot + Jack Bauer x California = US Senate!

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