Johnny Madhouse The white guy punching a black guy in the nuts wasn't evil enough?
memedumpster You'd think this phenomenon would create the counter phenomenon of "face punching."
Urkel Forever You know what's more embarrassing than being a fourteen year old whose right testicle was removed after a bout of sack tapping? Being a fourteen year old whose right testicle was removed after a bout of sack tapping only to have your parents force you to appear on TV to discuss that fact.
Meerkat Sack tap? What the fuck is wrong with "Nutcracker?" Too hoity toity a name? Too witty? Nobody "gets it"? Nobody "In Tune With The Classics"?