The delivery of the last line reminds me of the downs kid from Life Goes On. "Welcumm do MacDunnals!"

What does that

what does that even MEAN

I'm not taking advice from a dog!

Everything I needed to know I learned from doggedly dogs.

But...
Guys...
Doggedly is an adverb! You can't use an adverb to describe a noun, that's the whole fucking point of the distinction!

That tape sounds like someone combined circus music with aerobics music.

the animal adoption system doesnt have strict enough codes in place to allow this sort of thing from happening.

So... She was half right. The music didn't affect her, did it? Just her little sister, who I'm betting was always kind of slutty anyway. Yes, the unfixed little whore! She probably blamed the music for her behavior when they caught her with that boxer!

I think about this too much...

Her sister 'Spotty.'

This reminds me of my foster parents who wouldn't allow us to listen to any "worldly" music. If it wasn't about Jesus, it was evil.

You know who else listened to advice from dogs? David 'son of Sam' Berkowitz!

The narrator sounds like he's being forced to do that accent as a punishment.

http://www.everythingisterrible.com/2009/11/humming-for-god.html
More from the same video, and no, it doesn't help this make any more sense.