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Desc:Baby is allowed to walk into pool, and he has a few things to say about it.
Category:Educational, Stunts
Tags:baby, swimming, survival, psychological damage
Submitted:ShiftlessRastus
Date:06/09/10
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Comment count is 26
Rape Van Winkle
This kind of tactic is better than putting walls around everything, and foam on everything, and making rubber-floored big toys.

But it might be ever better if parents watched their kids, like fucking parents.
Ursa_minor
This is the 'Eraserhead' of our generation.
socialist_hentai
I want to see statistics, how many babies per year die because they fell in the pool.
CapnJesusHood
http://tinyurl.com/2wh9bzb

Syd Midnight
They're actually murders, and people who own swimming pools are the real murderers. Not neglectful uncles who let unattended toddlers wander into one. This is important.

knowless
im sorry syd

The Mothership
"Wait, wtf? Mom?

*Splash*

Gurglefuckbitchhellshitsplurgegoddammit What the hell am i doing in the middle of this fucking ocean?!?

ok, right, shit, be cool man, remember your training: kick, twist, kick, twist, ok, righted, breathing cool.....

waaaah...! waaaaahhhh!.... (several PANICKED minutes of) Oh CHRIST!!! Dad, where the FUCK have you been, for shit man, how long were you going to let me hang there, I got water in my ears an' shit.... SHIT, my shit's all wet now.

DO NOT EVER DO THAT TO ME AGAIN, FUCK!
spikestoyiu
All that work, so little reward

Frank Rizzo
at first I was "lol", then I was D:
Sundry
If we can train them to do this, we can train them to attach explosives to the hulls of enemy ships.

Xero
Stars go to Sundry.

CapnJesusHood
unfortunately the dog was not ISR trained and its waterlogged corpse had to be later removed from the drain pump
Phil
"ISR teaches infants to survive" seems like the worst title for a newspaper ever.
And its editors don't even put headlines to the articles!
Angel Carver
I want a regular baby, not some freakily-precocious-in-water ISR baby.
Camonk
First they start knowing how to survive in water without your help, then pretty much immediately comes the back-sass.

kingarthur
So I suppose aspiration and panic never occur in ISR world then?
K. Brass
My superior child is immune to drowning, fellow parents!
Adham Nu'man
Coming up: ISR teaches your infant how to survive in the jungle with only a 15 inch bowie knife and 50 feet of rope.
Blank_Slate
21 Foot Death Crawl

chumbucket
these stars are all I have

BHWW
A boon to negligent parents everywhere.
fluffy
Yeah but then later they get enrolled into swim team and then the coach is all "WHY THE HELL DO YOU KEEP ROLLING ONTO YOUR BACK?!" and they get kicked out.
kennydra
Human babies know how to swim already, its only when they are kept out of water until they reach a certain age that they forget their instincts. I think they're just old enough to panic. Basically just let your baby swim around as an infant, their buoyant as fuck and built to survive. A pool shouldn't really be a danger.

My stars are for sundry.
Camonk
I bet your blog of baby facts kicks ass

Jack Cooper
As a woman, my stress level rose listening to that baby. Someone get that baby out of the water before it screeches some more!
Ageusiatic
1:56. I will not trust the life of my child to someone who does not know the difference between "breath" and "breathe". Typos cost lives, people.
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