delicatessen - 2010-06-17
Deer does 1d2 pts dmg
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Meatsack Jones - 2010-06-17
DEER
Medium-Size Animal
Hit Dice: 2d8+2 (11 hp)
Initiative: +2 (Dex)
Speed: 30 ft
AC: 13 (+2 Dex, +1 natural)
Attacks: 2 hooves +4 melee; or gore +4 melee
Damage: Hoof 1d4+1; or gore 1d6+1
Face/Reach: 5 ft by 5 ft/5 ft
Special Qualities: Scent
Saves: Fort +1, Ref +4, Will +2
Abilities: Str 12, Dex 15, Con 12, Int 2, Wis 14, Cha 6
Skills: Hide +8*, Listen +5, Move Silently +8, Spot +5
Feats: Weapon Finesse
Climate/Terrain: Any forest, plains, and hills
Organization: Solitary or herd (mated pair)
Challenge Rating: 1/4
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always neutral
Advancement: 3 HD (Large)
Shy and wary, deer range from the arctic to the tropics. These statistics represent the typical white-tailed deer. These statistics can also be used to represent other deer-like animals, such as caribou and antelope.
COMBAT
Deer attack using their hooves or antlers. Antelope, when defending their herd, attack by charging an opponent and butting with its horns (gore damage). The gore attack only applies to bucks with antlers.
Skills: Deer receive a +4 racial bonus to Hide and Move Silently checks. *In forested areas, the Hide bonus increases to +8.
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Smellvin - 2010-06-17 Please tell me that you copy/pasted that from some D&D book and didn't just type that up yourself.
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Camonk - 2010-06-17 I can't believe there's two f'ing D&D jokes in a row. What is with this place. Used to be there'd be like and everybody would crow at the nerd. Those were good days.
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duck&cover - 2010-06-17
Deer love suet, so it's tenderizing him with its hooves.
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Camonk - 2010-06-17
Who gets the fat guy? ME, or the DOG?!
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Camonk - 2010-06-18 I don't even know who to root for in this video, cause I hate deer AND fat guys.
I guess I hope after the camera stopped an awesome lion ate the shit out of both of them.
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Adramelech - 2010-06-17
Any video that starts with "fag guy attacked" is an automatic five stars.
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Jet Bin Fever - 2010-06-17
This is not how I imagined Gabriel Iglesias' death.
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spikestoyiu - 2010-06-17 I was hoping it would be much more painful. And on fire.
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Squeamish - 2010-06-17
See, if he had a Cold Steel Deerfucker(tm), that deer and any weird terrorists hanging around it WOULD NOT BE A PROBLEM.
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James Woods - 2010-06-17 21 feet. Just hangin out in the forest. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRHH!
You gotta move!
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posertom - 2010-06-17
I played D&D with that guy.
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fatatty - 2010-06-17
IF I WERE THAT CAMERA MAN I WOULD HAVE LEAPED IN TO SAVE HIM FROM THAT HORRIBLE CREATURE>!!1!
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La Loco - 2010-06-18
That man is going to get rabies.
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Lauritz Melchior - 2010-11-07
I kept on grimacing, expecting a hoof to the skull...
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