He thinks the voice will take him to wild places, he just doesn't know those are going to be some dark, nasty places.

I'm not exactly careful with my PC and I've never gotten one. I always think it's funny how these people who literally live online seem to get them regularly.

I figure most people get a PC virus from porn sites, which would explain why nobody ever claims to know how they got it, and why the Geek Squad technicians have so many good stories.

I got one virus ages back on my old Win 3.1 system and I got it from a computer at school which, interestingly enough, was a terminal in my computer science class and which the professor told us were utterly immune to viruses because he was such a whiz at computer security. I was actually really pissed because the virus fucked up my computer super bad (it was a modified NYB which is almost death to an old machine like that) and he refused to take any responsibility for it despite the fact I had concrete proof the virus came from the school's machines (from the disks he himself copied and made for us) and effected other people.