Boxcar Billie was arrested for arson charges and several thousand dollars worth of damage when a sunday school burned down last week.
When arrested, Boxcar reportedly said "She done said if I is kept monkeying around, I was supporting that done evilution cause I was being a monkey! I done proved I ain't no monkey cause I can use fire!"
No one was hurt in the blaze but a small stuffed turtle was found next to a fire extinguisher. WIth it's throat slit by a broken bottle.