Stuff like this is why reality TV was invented.

LIFE IS JUST FLOWERS AND SAUSAGES

Come back, boytits, come back!

i like how the fat kid thinks sausages are representative of happiness

There are at least 2 good reasons to just let him keep running

YOU'RE TURNING INTO ONE OF HER. This is straight out of the fabulous stains.

"flowers and sausages?" keeping it hardcore

kids are so fucking fat nowadays

I wish life was all flowers and sausages...and less fat kids running down the street in their boxers

The good news is that the fat kid loves baseball at the end of this. POINT DEDUCTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Five sausage rating!!!

I ain't chasing after that.

Listen to him inhale

Flowers and Sausages would be a good band name

Flowers and sausages, hell yes.

squeal

Ahhhh her look of confusion right after he says flowers and sausages.

If she dressed all the kids of America, I would cheer her on.

OI OI OI

"I'M GONNA WEAR A SHIRT THAT SAYS F--- SHANNON if i can." Fat little piece of shit.

God, everyone involved in this show must suck so much.

"If we have to wear light colors, then I'm gonna wear a shirt that says, 'Fuck Shannon!'.......if I can."

YEAH, STICK IT TO THE MAN if you have permission.

Well she wasn't really his mother

The tenor of this thing has changed with the resubmit.

This phrase has entered my personal lexicon.

Yup... I know plant reproductive organs and pig byproducts make ME HAPPY!!!!! WTF.