Back in 2005 everybody was trying to capitalize on the new King Kong movie by making their own knockoffs since King Kong was a public domain character. Because of this, everything legitimately affiliated with the movie was labeled "Peter Jackson's King Kong: The Official ______ of the movie"
I bring this up because that brought me more amusement at the time than this thing ever will.
Hey professor you seem really familiar with your big chin and accent and constant glove-wearing. But I'm sure I'd never remember anything to do with my most traumatic memory.