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Desc:'Open your mind week continues'
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Tags:Evolution, creationism, douchebag, WhatYouOughtToKnow, derp
Submitted:Riskbreaker
Date:06/29/10
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Udderdude
Face punchability rating: Critical
HarrietTubmanPI
Either this guy is an idiot or the biggest troll on the internet.
memedumpster
If this man has ever read a single book by Richard Dawkins, I will eat cat shit in front of a live studio audience. Keep fighting knowledge, asshole, you're winning.
Xenocide
But he looked up "doctrine" in the dictionary! Dictionaries is for smart folks!

Xenocide
"If evolution ever did take place, it isn't happening now."

Let's all just bask in that for a while.
Kieran27
Can we bask in the flames of this man's face being set on fire for amazing chutzpah in pretending he knows what he's talking about?

Please?

I really love his argument for not letting the Bible into classrooms. Oh no, they might analyze it! Write reports about it! Study it and... realize a lot of it contradicts itself. Yeah, let's not study that too closely. Where was I...? Oh yes, evolution/dawkins wrong!!!

erratic
I'm conflicted. He seems to be at least TRYING to think a little for himself and avoid the standard black and white options which I give him props for. But then there's what I call the "Coulter glance" That little look off to the side that says "I want it to seem like I'm thinking about this before I say it, but really I'm just being a smug prick".
Riskbreaker
No, he's not trying to think. He's using the same argument others keep using: "Evolution sounds way too complicated, so, it must be impossible!"

Also, saying that a full complex organism, like a mammal, can evolve in just 300 years is further evidence of his abysmal understanding of evolution, and another classic straw argument. He probably thinks the earth is like 8000 years old. Evolution doesn't work like if it was fucking pokemon or something like that, it's a long and complex process, not an "add water and watch it evolve" thing.

fatatty
Have YOU ever seen a moth turn into a bee or a bird? I didn't think so.

RoyCastle
congratulations you are the 1 billionth asshat to make a "ITS NOT SYANSE BLAARUGH SLOP burp" video
pastorofmuppets
we really need an faq about the stars

pastorofmuppets
yeah, I pronounce all the letters in my head. sorry, can't help it.

SteamPoweredKleenex
"The more you know..." *star*

knowless
i wrote out a response to everything he said in this video, but decided that even a point by point refutation would not be enough to erase the knowledge of the damage this man has helped to perpetuate against humanity.

hate
Kieran27
Especially since he's more likely to support socialist health care than ever admit he was wrong about Dawkins, evolution, or anything else he makes a video on.

ashtar.
I start doing that in my head whenever I watch one of these things, but usually give up halfway through. It's like one of those the Large Hadron Collider (Redirected from Large Hardon Collider) is a stargate to reptilian freemason 2012 Obama antichrist videos; his standards for deciding what gets admitted to his reality are so skewed that he won't even really understand the counter argument.

Nothing makes sense in biology except in the light of evolution.

takewithfood
What, you mean that basing your argument on a scene from "Expelled" isn't up to your standards?

pastorofmuppets
"his standards for deciding what gets admitted to his reality are so skewed that he won't even really understand the counter argument" Absolutely. This is true of arguing with idiots in general, not just the crazy ones.

The thing about the reptoid believers, UFO cults, etc, is in the numbers. Millions of people believe this shit, and they vote based on it. They are actively destroying education my country. So yeah, it needs to be fought, and if we can't win, we can at least delay it.

Frank Rizzo
derp isnt linked? REALLY???
phalsebob
This man's ladder of stupid is very high.

I'll pick a rung at random to pee on. Quote mining is a nice way to say lying, so this douche is a lying douche. Dawkins "admitted" that it isn't impossible that life might have been seeded by aliens. This is an explanation of abiogenesis, not evolution. He also said that those aliens would have had to been made by other aliens and so on and so forth until SOME alien species arose by natural means. So he excludes the supernatural. So yea that's exactly like a God.
PegLegPete
I love the whole "it happened by accident" refutation, it's like they don't even understand simple cause and effect.
pastorofmuppets
Sure they do, it's that thing you need for the prime mover argument to work.

fluffy
Not even going to bother watching past 2 minutes in. That's 2 minutes I could have spent doing something more productive, like picking my nose.
kingarthur
I made it to 3:33. Couldn't take any more.
Rum Revenge
Made it to 1:06, I guess I'm pretty weak.

Hard to hate something more than I hate people who go "Darwinists can be close-minded and haughty, therefore IT'S JUST ANOTHER RELIGION AND WHATEVER GOBBLEDYGOOK I YANK FROM MY ASS IS JUST AS VALID AS OVER ONE HUNDRED YEARS OF RESEARCH AND OBSERVATION!"
pastorofmuppets
Even the haughty part they fucking make up. Calling someone an idiot for misspelling a word on the internet is haughty. Calling someone an idiot for holding back humanity is basically charity.

pastorofmuppets
I've commented enough but...he's like the fucking internet personified. Just says a little bit of everything, acts like he's got all the answers without actually picking a position, false equivalence up the asshole, yeah it's like the internet is Pygmalion and it made him out of mucus.
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