Adorable internet scamps

"Lord help these people"

I wonder if he gets any legit calls?

I hate Anonymous both as a group and each of their whiny, maiden-voiced individual members, too. But it's like when two cockroaches fight.

Did I hear...Battletoads?

This was retarded.

I like the old Capn Lou Albano.

But why didn't he explain how fuckin' magnets work?

When you can't come up with good jokes, just make a lot of them.

no calls from his neck asking (ok, praying) to come home?